ThoughtsFromNobody

May 16

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Reversed cotton candy eating.

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Hypnotizing…

(via theclearlydope)

May 15

gemstones-and-broken-bones:

Thursday, my friends. Shit will get wrecked.

That what you get when you buy an IKEA kitchen, MDF and sadness.

May 12

“All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.” — … And now a quote from my hero, Tina Fey.

May 04

did-you-kno:

The only episode not to feature this snail is “Trouble in Lumpy Space”.

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Jan 13

My Grandfather: The Most Stubborn Man I Know

(Taling to my sister in France about dinner plans with my mom, aunt, grandpa and grandma)
Me: Guess where we're all going to dinner?
Sister: Red Lobster, I heard. Who's idea was this???
Me: Who do you think??
Sister: Grandpa. But who agreed?
Me: I don't think we have a choice. Moxie's is too foreign for him.
Sister: There is something so wrong about going to red lobster the day before you are having heart surgery! YOLO I guess.
Me: He's going to complain about everything anyway. "What's an asiago? Why would I want capers on this? This sauce is TOO thick!"
Sister: He is a real treat sometimes. You weren't there for the time he had gout and ordered a hot dog AND clam chowder.

Jan 11

“Perfectly crafted, that’s why it’s lasted.” — Wasted Feelings by Foxy Shazam