Emotions… ???
Sometimes when I get stressed out, I get upset… And sometimes when I get upset… I get like, angry. And when i’m upset and angry I cry.
When I’m all of the above things and I’m alone, I take things out on inanimate objects. Example : Driving home and the song on the radio is one of the annoying house mixes with random air horns. “Who even likes air horns?!?! It’s not a real instrument.” And this is when we cue the angry crying face which looks kinda like this…
And then with my large fuzzy mittens I attempt to change the radio station ending in only a medley of static “I broke it…!! Whyyyyy????” , Christmas music “It’s still too early! I hate Christmas things in November!!!” and the air horns once again “A kazoo would have been a wiser choice than this shit!”
Finally stopped in front of my house, I pull out the pathetic whimper and with mittens still on I messily wipe my eye-makeup everywhere and end up looking something like this…
Only like… ten times worse and twenty times more pathetic.
Upon entering my house, after fumbling with keys in the dark, swearing at the cold, cursing my fat mitten-clad butterfingers and freezing my ass off, I sit on the couch eat some chips and pretend the day never happened.
And slowly but surely I will slip into a salt and fat induced coma…
